blog twice a day keeps josephine away.
good.
i'll blog twice a day.



second time blogging today.
must start the blog with something optimistic right.
yeahh.
came back from my granny's place.
watch legally blonde.
quite nice lah.
abit the bimbotic pls.



everyone in my family are like looking forward to 20th dec.
except me.
LOL it's just another wedding what..
my coousin's.
they are like. 'jiawei ah you bought the things to wear and everything already not'
then i was like. 'no need lah just wear nice old stuff can liao mah, looks good can liao no need NEW right.'
so wth pls.



anyway.
i like the following sentences.
JOSEPHINE IS A STRAND OF HAIR ON A STINKY COW'S BUTT.
JOSEPHINE IS A PEACOCK THAT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.
JOSEPHINE IS A LITTLE CHILLI PADI STUCK ON A PILE OF FRESH SHIT THAT WAS REALISED BY AN INDIAN.
JOSEPHINE IS nothing.



bye cow chicken peacocks shits and nothings.


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